We recongnize that serious times sometimes call for some humor so without further ado…
1) Plants are non-toxic and bio-degradable.
2) Plants don’t require batteries or complicated assembly.
3) Plants are non-fattening. Weight Watchers says you can have all you want.
4) Plants are fresh…fine wine was probably made before you were born.
5) Psychiatrists agree receiving plants leads to less stress.
6) Holding plants gives you something to do with your hands during awkward moments.
7) You don’t have to be 21 to buy plants.
8) Great plants come in all price ranges.
9) Giving plants is considerably cheaper than marriage counselors.
10) Because one should never skimp on the finer things in life!!
